“I couldn’t imagine how much Drano we’d need to un-stick a hellhound wedged halfway down a tunnel to the Underworld.” ─ Rick Riordan “I don’t know,” she admitted. “That […]
“You had everything under control! Let’s go see if we boiled anyone important, shall we?.” ─ Rick Riordan “Greetings from Frisco. Haven’t Died Yet. Wish You Were Here.” ─ […]
“My dear young cousin, if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the eons, it’s that you can’t give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it.” ─ […]
“Well,” he told me, “it is, along with gladiator fighting and Pac-Man, one of the greatest games ever invented by humans.” ─ Rick Riordan “Underground air always smells like […]